In desperate need of a hideout of sorts, a little-known but friendly sanctuary where, just for a while, you can take a deep breath for some pure country "down time?"
The Lazy-J-Bar is a Lavaca County icon.
Saying it right will earn you some immediate points.
And BTW, it's pronounced "Vy-Anna."
For decades, it's been the signature "Place to Meet" for folks unfamiliar with the Greater Vienna-Area Metroplex .
3) After deer season
Looking to find a quiet, secluded escape from the hellish pace of the urban rat-race?
(Last I checked, the Vienna Trading Post was still closed.)
Maybe even stay long enough to share an ice-cold beer with a newly-made friend? Sit down at an outside picnic table, where the surrounding live oaks are always generous with their shade, and take in a few tunes from the jukebox?
And that is a wonderful thing.
The Lazy J, however, has endured.
Then trust me on this one.
Ever watched the old sci-fi series,"Sliders?"
In other words, just about everyone.
2) Deer season
1) Before deer season
Throughout the course of each and every year, The Lazy J exists in three distinct dimensions:
(Not coincidentally, he always returned home with a trove of priceless story material.)
Unless you are a deer hunter, I strongly suggest Dimension Number 3.
Throughout his career, legendary Texas author, folklorist and newspaper columnist Leon Hale made random stops at the Lazy J. On such occasions he spend hours shooting the breeze with the locals and swapping tall tales.
Lazy J Bar Vienna is a US Bar based in Hallettsville, Texas. Lazy J Bar Vienna is located at 10186 FM530, Hallettsville, TX 77964, USA.
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